nefarias

So just wondering, has LiveJournal gone the way of MySpace? Is it no longer relevant?

I've checked it maybe twice in the past two months and was able to catch up in like five minutes each time.

Just curious if this has been your experience as well.

Nobody updates their LJ anymore. :-\

It better not be because you're Twittering instead, because that shit's lame.

Have you ever realized that you have to give up on a dream?

Let me tell you, it's heartbreaking.

I'm sure most of you have probably already seen this, because most of you have probably already seen Twilight, but anyway:

http://www.mugglenet.com/movies/movie6/trailer.shtml

Now, I know Deathly Hallows is split into two movies, but I thought HBP was too. But, if you look at the 1:19 mark, it appears to be the scene right before they find the Horcrux. I guess it could also be when they flashback to that place though. Anyone know for sure if HBP is split too?

http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/1212/

This broadcast <i>23</i> hours after the election. That's just insane.

Yesterday I noticed a car with a big antenna strapped to its roof parked right outside my house for a good few minutes, so I went out to investigate.

The first thing that struck me was that it was just a stupid little Chevy two-door.
Then I noticed that it was California plates.
Finally, I saw a fairly small decal on the passeger side door: Google Maps.

I thought that was pretty cool. They must be updating. Maybe I'll get to be in the map! :P

The following two conversations I heard in the span of about 5 minutes today at Savers:

"...and the angel comes and gathers all the good people, and all the bad people get sent to Lucifer...."

"Guess what I'm finally gonna get me?"
"What?"
"A microwave. Ten bucks."

Man, that second one was great, I literally lol'ed. I wish I had the direct quote from the first one, because it was even better than that, but that's the gist.

Alright, so I go to the movies on Wednesday, and I got there a little early, so I decided to walk to the other end of the mall to get some candy from the convenience store during the wait. I saw Wanted by the way, which was pretty much terrible. Wall-E would've been an infinitely better choice, but I should be seeing that one next week.

Anyway, on to my story. I'm walking through the mall, and a woman behind me kind of keeping pace. After maybe ten seconds of being just a tiny bit behind me, she says:

"Hey, you were at the track practice this morning, weren't you?"

Me: "Huh?"

Her: "Yeah, I saw you there."

I think for a second, even though this is the first time I leave me house. I pretty confidently answer "Nope, wasn't me."

Her: "No, remember you left, and then you forgot something and had to come back? I was there."

Me: "Huh, I must have a twin or something."

And at this point I start to feel pretty bad, because this lady probably thinks that I'm just lying to her or something, because she seems pretty convinced. Either that, or it was secret CIA code and I just totally dropped the ball.

So I continue to think about it, and realize that the strangest thing about it is that there is someone out there that looks like me running track. I'm like 50 pounds overweight, I'm lucky if I can survive a 400m dash, much less compete in one. Who is this guy?

I like a country song.

Just one.

And it's not Johnny Cash. (I like more than one of him, but that doesn't count)

HALP!

Q. How do you get the water into watermelon?






A. Plant it in the spring.

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Q. Why was the boy covered in gift wrap?






A. His mom told him to "leave in the present."


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